Hey, ya'll! Hope everything is going well out in cyber world for ya! OH! And in your real lives too! Blogging topic today... serious, or crazy... I vote CRAZY!
My crazy neighbors frustrate the heck out of me. They don't watch their children AT ALL! This is how my morning went....
My mother came to visit today, never a good thing, but she's alive and breathing, so I can deal with the put downs. I love her, but sometimes she just makes me want to SCREAM!!!!!! What can ya do, except be docile and compliant? Big improvement over the two years she didn't talk to me. So, that was the badness of my morning. Onward to the eventful part!
My neighbor's kids are cute as can be, but they are just sooooo LOUD in the breezeway leading to my apartment. You know how those things can echo... Anyhow, I keep hearing this strange whirring sound, followed by something slamming really hard against my door. I have a peephole, and before you guys ask, no I didn't look. Never do. I know.... DANGER WILL ROBINSON! LOL! It'll be alright. Anyhow I open the door and see this streak of black cross in front of my eyes. Can ya guess what's coming next? I look to my left, for the simple fact that I was standing BEHIND the door, and see these kids barreling down my hallway in one of those little electronic Power Wheels Jeep thingies. Apparently, the wheel had jammed and the only thing they could hit was my door, so when I opened it, they came careening into my unsuspecting apartment, screaming at the top of their lungs! They finally let off the pseudo gas pedal, and stopped. I helped them get turned around, and sent them back outside, where I came face to face with the psychotic woman from one of the earlier blog posts. The one that poked me in the chest trying to start a fight. She sang a different tune today though. Even apologized for her kids disturbing me. TAKE THAT! I kinda snickered a tad after she left. I know, I'm a bad human being. Just love me anyway, and we'll be fine! :o)
That's all I got for today guys! Catch ya later!
Monday, April 19, 2010
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LOL! Does quasi-evil laughter count as healthy laughter too?!
ReplyDeleteSomeone call the INS it looks like my people migrated to Georgia. Ay dios mio! Wait a minute! You can't call them cuz they no longer exist! Good job Homeland Security! Man! I am going to get deported if I keep talking that mess. There is that Mexican't side coming out of me again. Girl you can always do what my mom did to one of those annoying Power Wheels Jeep thingy's. When the neighbors weren't looking she took that damn thing and dumped it in an alley somewhere. LOL! I am not kidding! I was like "mom I don't know you!" That'll teach them little bastards! :P
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Nice one Jenny B! I seriously thought about it!
ReplyDeleteWatson.... ANY LAUGHTER IS HEALTHY LAUGHTER!!!!!!!
LOL! Jenny B!!! I kept a pretty decent straight face as I read your comment until the last two lines! I read the part of dumpin in the alley and thought "wow, outta control there, apparently no joke" but I was still doing pretty well with the straight face.
ReplyDeleteBut then! the "mom I don't know you!" bit made me do another quasi-evil laugh, much like when reading Holmes' story. But the wordage of the last line, I couldn't keep it in, I did a full out LOL! :) Thanks for a laugh when I really needed one!
I'm glad quasi-evil registers as healthy... otherwise I'd probably be dead! ...it's not like I'm all evil or REALLy mean it...it just comes out :-D hehe.
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haha...i have demon kids that live next door to me trista....im sure they will prob end up blowing up my apt or something if they dont stop playing with our neighbors bbq haha
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